Wee Willie Wicked runs through the town; upstairs and downstairs….with an axe!

Hello Kiddies, how’s tricks? It’s me again, Wee Willie Wicked and today I'm feeling rather gruesome. Thomas let me out for a romp and I was having a hard time choosing whether or not to commit some sort of mayhem. Well, needless to say, at least according to the newspaper headlines, I didn’t. Or, maybe they just haven’t found what’s left of the body yet! Heh heh!

Basically, I was mostly good (I despise that word) this weekend, electing to jot down a few things that I've been up to instead. But, don’t think chilling thoughts didn’t cross my mind…because they did. I simply refrained from acting on them…mostly. Come to think of it…maybe that’s why Thomas only lets me out once in a while…him and I are going to have words!





Anyways, to start with I took in two great films, Hostel parts 1 & 2. This really put me in the mood. Nothing like the hacking and clipping off of toes and fingers and body parts with cutting implement to brighten one’s evening and get the blood pumping…know what I mean? It got me to thinking about writing my own tale of torture. Maybe when Thomas is finished with what he’s working on, he’ll let me pen it. Who knows? With any luck, he may even toss in a few of his ideas too. Regardless, watch for my upcoming review of both flicks at Horror News Net. And, I suspect I’ll be reviewing more than a few films this week. So far on tap: The Omen series and The Devil’s Advocate.

Check out this hot chick. Her name is Jennifer Kelly and she can be found here.

I stumbled upon a new paperback book this week. It’s called Killer Clown, the John Wayne Gacy Murders. I quickly leafed through it and was sort of let down at the end since they didn’t describe him frying in the chair. Nothing like a good shocker I always say!

Reggie, my pet rat, and Hairy, my tarantula, aren’t getting along these days. It seems that crickets are one of Reggie’s favorite foods too. My money’s on Hairy though…he appears to be quicker.

Thomas’ book, The Daily Death – How I Killed My Co-Workers in 30 Days seems to be generating interest. If you enjoy the macabre and haven’t explored it yet, maybe you should. Boy! did he wipe some folks out…24 to be exact…and I thought I was demented. While my tales may be horrific, they are typically farfetched and usually unrealistic, unlike the tales he wove in that book. Those could actually occur, making it all the more chilling. God help us if him and I ever put our minds together…By the way, he’s giving away five signed copies at GoodReads, which reminds me…maybe I should sign some pictures. Anyways, you can enter the contest here.



I finally planted my garden…Black Dragon Coleus, Moon Flowers, Dragon Tree Dracoema, a Venus Fly Trap and a few others… all the stuff a wicked clown would ever need. Now, if they would just grow quick. I’m really looking forward to watching a fly getting eaten. Maybe I’ll save some flesh and leave it lying around…you know…just for feedings.

Did you happen to catch this week's episode of the walking dead? Things are starting to pick up. There were more zombies in this episode than in the past couple and, if I’m not mistaken (and I usually am), I think one of them was an old flame I had previously dug up. Of course, I’m not so sure, with Hollywood and make-up and all, she was all gussied up. But, she still had that limp, and those blackened teeth…those deliciously biting blackened teeth…Ah! Memories!

Well, until next time ghouls, eat hearty, but do try to save some flesh for the rest of us.

Willie